1. Well there go my lunch plans.
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2. That's the patio.
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3. News to me!
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4. I thought I was sooo smart to save time doing this.
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5. Then I think I'll pass.
6. Sounds like an extreme cry for help.
7. I don't know which is worse...
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8. The worst part is, someone had to do this in order for them to add a warning.
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9. Sounds logical.
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10. I'm glad you told me! I would have forgotten to do it!
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11. To the point. I like it.
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12. Straightening your eyelashes isn't a thing people do, is it?
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13. So...everyone.
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14. How vigorously are you using your letter opener that you need to use safety goggles?
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15. I don't even think I could.
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16. What if I bought two, though? THEN could I make them into shoes?
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17. The vanishing pen VANISHES? Wow. Could've fooled me.
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18. And if you do, well that's your own fault.
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19. This may be in broken English, but I got the point.
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20. This could be solved by not having a sign.
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21. Whoever has an external brain probably needs more than some ointment.
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22. There's so many questions here...what parts? It's a card for a one-year-old baby?
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23. Water: wet.
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24. What is in this sauce?
25. This is a joke right? It has to be. Right? Tell me it's a joke.
26. Honestly I don't think they'd let you close enough to do that...
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27. Sounds like a plan, Stan!
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