This Man Woke Up To A "Poopacalypse" and Everyone Is Laughing At Him

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This Man Woke Up To A "Poopacalypse" and Everyone Is Laughing At Him

Roomba's are supposed to make our lives easier, but that was definitely not the case for Jesse Newton. He awoke to find a "Poopacalypse" as his helpful robot vacuum spread dog poop to almost every room in the house.

Newton is a normal guy, who is uncommonly hilarious in his Facebook posts. Lucky for us he used his sense of humor to turn a very messy situation into something we can all laugh at.

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When he awoke to find the pooptastrophe he quickly took for Facebook to warn other roomba owners.

"If you own a roomba, please remove all distractions and absorb this information," he wrote on his lengthy poop post.

First, meet Evie:

Evie
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Newton says she's a lovable and very intelligent dog who normally is very well trained. Of course even the best dogs still need to be let out to do their business, and Newton thinks someone may have forgotten to do that this time.

Poor Evie.

Apparently Newton had set his roomba to do its job at 1:30 AM so that everyone would be sound asleep while it tidied up. Not everyone was sleeping soundly however.  Evie must not have been feeling well because she left a steamy gift on the rug.

See the hilarious results, and Newton's full post, on the next page!

Roomba's are supposed to make our lives easier, but that was definitely not the case for Jesse Newton. He awoke to find a "Poopacalypse" as his helpful robot vacuum spread dog poop to almost every room in the house.

Newton is a normal guy, who is uncommonly hilarious in his Facebook posts. Lucky for us he used his sense of humor to turn a very messy situation into something we can all laugh at.

Distractify

When he awoke to find the pooptastrophe he quickly took for Facebook to warn other roomba owners.

"If you own a roomba, please remove all distractions and absorb this information," he wrote on his lengthy poop post.

First, meet Evie:

Evie
The Sun

Newton says she's a lovable and very intelligent dog who normally is very well trained. Of course even the best dogs still need to be let out to do their business, and Newton thinks someone may have forgotten to do that this time.

Poor Evie.

Apparently Newton had set his roomba to do its job at 1:30 AM so that everyone would be sound asleep while it tidied up. Not everyone was sleeping soundly however.  Evie must not have been feeling well because she left a steamy gift on the rug.

See the hilarious results, and Newton's full post, on the next page!

The poor roomba, quick to do its duty (doodie?) gathered up the poop and began sharing it with the rest of the house.

Poop Rug
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Newton described it as a "Jackson Pollock Poop Painting."

As you can imagine it's not easy to clean a mess like that. Newton documented the lengths he had to go through. If I was him I might have just moved.

So, last week, something pretty tragic happened in our household. It's taken me until now to wrap my head around it and...

Posted by Jesse Newton on Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Let it serve as a reminder to make sure you never let the roomba bite off more than it can chew.

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