Kids say the funniest things sometimes!
Whether they make you laugh or cry or something in between, I think it's all time that we rejoice in what we are all feeling sometimes while we are raising these little people.
How these parents phrase every day occurrences will make you laugh out loud, so enjoy the comedic relief, and then go see what your 3 year old has done to the living room while you weren't watching.
"Good things come to those who wait" unless you're three, then good things only come if you ask over and over again until everyone's crying.
— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) January 30, 2017
I love my kids but sometimes I wish the school bus would pick them up at 4:30 p.m. on Sunday.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 29, 2017
Son: you have a gray hair
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) February 2, 2017
Me: it's a badge of honor
Son: *looks at head* whoa, you're like some sort of super soldier
Me: go to your room
At least 20% of parenting is just peeling stickers off of things.
— Ramblin' Mama (@ramblinma) January 24, 2017
2 yo has been crying for 20 minutes because she misses her booger. In case you wondered what motherhood is like.
— Stephanie Rodham (@StephDsays) January 24, 2017
A professional cheerleading routine but it's just me helping my 3yo poop.
— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) January 25, 2017
Me: *singing* The itsy bitsy spider-
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 27, 2017
2-year-old: Smash! Smash! Smash!
She gets it.
When is the part where we all settle down for a long winter's nap?
— Meredith (@PerfectPending) December 19, 2016
Got all of my kids off to school without incident yet I feel there should be something more rewarding than my cold coffee.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) October 26, 2016
[takes five-year-old to the bathroom in a porta potty]
— Close to Classy (@closetoclassy) October 22, 2016
5: Mommy...are we in a trash can?
Me: Basically.
When Bea was 3:
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) October 24, 2016
3yo: I love u the mostest.
Me: I love u my tiniest baby.
3yo: I love u my oldest Mommy. My fossil Mom. You are a fossil.
Which one made you laugh the most?
SHARE your quotable parenting moments with us in the comments.
