<div><p>If you were getting excited about Disney's live-action remake of <em>Mulan, </em>I have some terrible news for you. </p><p>It's been revealed that the study producing Mulan was dumb enough to decide to make the move NOT A MUSICAL. </p><p>"Yes, from what I understand, no songs right now, much to the horror of my children," said director Niki Caro. </p><p>Well maybe your clearly-smarter-than-you children should make the movie then, huh?</p><p>HOW IS MULAN SUPPOSED TO GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT THE HUNS?</p><div><figure><amp-anim src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/03/giphy-7.gif" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-anim><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite>Giphy</cite></figcaption></figure></div><p><!-- [invalid-shortcode] --></p><p>To make matters even worse Li Shang, Mulan's love interest, won't even be in the movie. He's going to be replaced by a NEW character, named Chen Honghui (according to the casting sheet.)</p><div><figure><a href="https://twitter.com/JoAnne_Rowney/status/843574286409482241/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" target="_blank"><amp-img src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/03/C7T6VCzXUAAQCdy.jpg" srcset="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/03/C7T6VCzXUAAQCdy_GH_content_550px.jpg 550w, https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/03/C7T6VCzXUAAQCdy_GH_content_650px.jpg 650w, https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/03/C7T6VCzXUAAQCdy_GH_content_750px.jpg 750w, https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/03/C7T6VCzXUAAQCdy_GH_content_850px.jpg 850w" sizes="89vw" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></a><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite><a href="https://twitter.com/JoAnne_Rowney/status/843574286409482241/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" target="_blank">Twitter</a></cite></figcaption></figure></div><p>"It's a big, girly martial arts epic," Caro <a href="http://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/movies/a9153440/live-action-mulan-wont-be-a-musical/">said</a>. "It will be extremely muscular and thrilling and entertaining and moving."</p><p>This movie is going to hell in a handbasket and it hasn't even STARTED yet! <em>Beauty and the Beast</em> just totally crushed it at the box office and do you know why? Because it sticks to the classic story. No one is asking you to remake the Disney movies because they want a new story. It's because they want to add that more realistic feel to an already perfect masterpiece. </p><div><figure><amp-anim src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/03/tumblr_makcxowJyJ1rfsim9o1_500.gif" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-anim><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite>Tumblr</cite></figcaption></figure></div><p><!-- [invalid-shortcode] --></p><p>To say people are upset is like saying Emma Watson was only okay as Belle. It's a complete pile of horse poop. People. Are. Livid. </p><div><amp-twitter height="472" width="375" layout="responsive" data-tweetid="843577387799535616"></amp-twitter></div><div><amp-twitter height="472" width="375" layout="responsive" data-tweetid="843463834295832576"></amp-twitter></div><div><amp-twitter height="472" width="375" layout="responsive" data-tweetid="843214131532447744"></amp-twitter></div><div><amp-twitter height="472" width="375" layout="responsive" data-tweetid="843613807834488832"></amp-twitter></div><p><!-- [invalid-shortcode] --></p><p>Are you as mad as literally the rest of the world right now?</p></div>