I love doing my nails, but some of the designs I see online are way too complicated. I've tried my share of nail art, but nothing compares to these trends that somehow became popular.
I don't know about you, but the idea of having poppable pimples on my nails makes me want to gag.
17. Alien Nails
The last thing your fingers need is a whole other set of fingers.
16. Aquarium Nails
I love the ocean, but I have zero need to experience it on my finger nails.
15. Bubble Nails
There's no way these ever dry.
14. Mustache Nails
Disguises are for your face...not your nails.
13. Duck-Feet Nails
Duck feet belong on ducks and not on your nails. Can you imagine trying to type with these?
12. Bug Nails
I have to touch bugs? No thanks.
11. Pierced Nails
How do you get anything done? It's like having webbed feet.
10. Candy Crush Nails
Listen, I love Candy Crush. But I do not love anything enough to spend the time, money, or effort on something like this.
9. Extra Nails
This ONLY makes sense because you have a spare in case a nail breaks off.
8. Fuzzy Nails
I get stressed out when a piece of lint lands on my nail before it's dry. This would be my nightmare.
7. Snow Globe Nails
These are fun until the globe breaks and you're stuck with wet fingers and a piece of broken plastic.
6. Spiral Nails
They're like stilts for your fingers...how do you do anything?
5. Teeth Nails
Let me get this straight. You CHOOSE to put teeth on your nails, and then CHOOSE to add a cavity? Aim higher.
4. Succulent Nails
Talk about having a green thumb.
3. Pimple Nails
Nothing makes me more upset than the thought of a pimple on your nails that you can pop, and hand lotion coming out. It's revolting.
2. Gun Nails
When people say they want gun control, it's to prevent stuff like this.
1. Cereal Nails
Okay, these ones I can get on board with.