<div><p>This is not a drill. I repeat. NOT. A. DRILL. </p><p>The company Mondelez, which owns Oreo, Cadbury, and Milka, are hiring part-time chocolate testers to try their new products. </p><p>The official title is "Chocolate and Cocoa Beverage Taster" and is only two days a week. There will be 11 panelists who will all work together to provide feedback about new products the companies are testing. </p><amp-img src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/02/2247846097-3.jpg" srcset="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/02/2247846097-3_GH_content_550px.jpg 550w, https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/02/2247846097-3_GH_content_650px.jpg 650w, https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/02/2247846097-3_GH_content_750px.jpg 750w, https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/02/2247846097-3_GH_content_850px.jpg 850w, https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/02/2247846097-3_GH_content_950px.jpg 950w" sizes="89vw" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img><p><!-- [invalid-shortcode] --></p><p>This is an entry-level position, meaning you definitely don't need years of experience. Just a love of chocolate and the ability to be honest and objective about chocolate. </p><p>These are the key requirements for the position:</p><ul><li>Be able to taste chocolate and cocoa beverage products and give objective and honest feedback.</li><li>Work within a team of panelists to share opinions and collaborate to reach an agreement on taste.</li><li>Use a clearly defined vocabulary to describe products and aid in the discrimination between products.</li><li>Be consistent in the results given.</li><li>Know the ethical and legal compliance responsibilities of the position; raise questions and concerns when faced with an ethical or compliance issue; apply integrity in all aspects of professional conduct.</li><li>Chocolate tasters are key in helping Mondelez perfect and launch an entirely new product all over the world.</li></ul><p>Sounds ideal, honestly. Getting paid for 7.5 hours a week to eat chocolate? And no one can even judge because it's a JOB REQUIREMENT! Perfect. </p><amp-img src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/02/2247846097-3-1.jpg" srcset="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/02/2247846097-3-1_GH_content_550px.jpg 550w, https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/02/2247846097-3-1_GH_content_650px.jpg 650w, https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/02/2247846097-3-1_GH_content_750px.jpg 750w, https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/02/2247846097-3-1_GH_content_850px.jpg 850w" sizes="89vw" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img><p><!-- [invalid-shortcode] --></p><p>If you're interested in applying for the job, <a href="https://mondelez.taleo.net/careersection/mdlz_global_external/jobdetail.ftl?job=898948">here's the link.</a> If you do get the job, my only request is that you send me some of your free samples. I <em>did </em>help you get the gig, after all!</p></div>