<div><p>When <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lauren.h.evans.3" target="_blank">Ashford Evans</a> came home to a quiet house, the first thing she thought was of how heavenly and rare the deafening silence was.</p><p>The busy mom of three had returned late from a business meeting and was greeted by a delicious aroma coming from the bathroom. She described it as a sweet, citrus smell and it appeared that someone had scrubbed the bathroom just before she got home. </p><p>On the counter, in a child's cereal bowl was what appeared to be a shriveled up bar of soap. Funny, she didn't remember buying grapefruit soap...</p><div><figure><a href="http://biscuitsandcrazy.net/kids-disgusting-worst-parenting-story-youll-ever-read/" target="_blank"><amp-img src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/03/13133200_1054413741299668_6800207035209022608_n.jpg" srcset="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/03/13133200_1054413741299668_6800207035209022608_n_GH_content_550px.jpg 550w, https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/03/13133200_1054413741299668_6800207035209022608_n_GH_content_650px.jpg 650w" sizes="89vw" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></a><figcaption class="op-vertical-center">The 'soap.'<cite><a href="http://biscuitsandcrazy.net/kids-disgusting-worst-parenting-story-youll-ever-read/" target="_blank">biscuitsandcrazy</a></cite></figcaption></figure></div><p>She picked it up and held it to her nose. "Breathing in the scent of fresh grapefruit in a perfectly silent house is just short of heaven, I believe." She wrote on her blog <a href="http://biscuitsandcrazy.net/kids-disgusting-worst-parenting-story-youll-ever-read/">Biscuits and Crazy.</a></p><p>The next morning her daughter emerges from the bathroom, pressing the bar of soap to her lips and breathing in deeply. "This is my favorite. I love the way this smells!" Says her daughter.</p><p><!-- [invalid-shortcode] --></p><p>Ashford excitedly asked her where the soap came from, but her daughter's reply had her screaming:</p><p>"[Brother] found it in the boys bathroom at Tae Kwon Do and brought it home," said the little girl.</p><div><figure><amp-img src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/03/Screen-Shot-2017-02-02-at-15950-PM.jpg" srcset="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/03/Screen-Shot-2017-02-02-at-15950-PM_GH_content_550px.jpg 550w, https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/03/Screen-Shot-2017-02-02-at-15950-PM_GH_content_650px.jpg 650w" sizes="89vw" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></figure></div><p>That's right. The boutique soap she had been caressing 12 hours earlier was actually a urinal cake. </p><p>Ashford screamed, grabbed the urinal cake from her daughter's hands and threw it in the trash. Then, she washed EVERYTHING.</p><p>Thankfully, no one got sick. Moral of the story? Kids are gross.</p><p><strong><strong>"Here's to kids being the most disgusting creatures ever to crawl the face of the Earth," Ashford wrote.</strong></strong></p><div><figure><amp-img src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/03/Screen-Shot-2017-02-02-at-20132-PM.jpg" srcset="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/03/Screen-Shot-2017-02-02-at-20132-PM_GH_content_550px.jpg 550w" sizes="89vw" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></figure></div><p>Source: <a href="http://biscuitsandcrazy.net/kids-disgusting-worst-parenting-story-youll-ever-read/">Biscuits and Gravey</a> / <a href="http://twentytwowords.com/mom-finds-mysterious-fragrant-lump-in-her-bathroom-then-realizes-something-horrifying/6/">Twentytwowords</a></p><p><!-- [invalid-shortcode] --></p></div>