15 Funniest Country Music Song Titles Ever

<div><p>Country music is about more than a man and his pickup truck on a sunny day. </p><p>It is about the emotional and confessional storytelling with a twang that made artists like Patsy Cline, Johnny Cash, Dolly Parton, Willie Nelson and Hank Williams popular and turned their songs into classics. </p><p>The genre is also known for interesting songs titles. Although most are short and to the point, like Cline's <em>Crazy</em> or Cash's <em>Ring of Fire</em>, others such as Lorretta Lynn &amp; Conway Twitty's <em>You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly</em> give away a bit too much of the song, and hilariously so. </p><p><!-- [invalid-shortcode] --></p><p>Here are 15 of the quirkiest and funniest country music song titles, in no particular order, that'll have you clapping and chuckling at the same time. </p><p></p><p> <strong>1. I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones - George Elrick</strong></p><div><div><div><amp-youtube height="9" width="16" layout="responsive" data-videoid="l-QkMaCS7CU"></amp-youtube></div></div></div><p><strong>2. You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly - Lorretta Lynn &amp; Conway Twitty</strong></p><div><div><div><amp-youtube height="9" width="16" layout="responsive" data-videoid="iFq6eZBS1iM"></amp-youtube></div></div></div><p><!-- [invalid-shortcode] --></p><p><strong>3. Did I Shave My Legs For This? &nbsp;- Deana Carter</strong></p><div><div><div><amp-youtube height="9" width="16" layout="responsive" data-videoid="TzWOa8loCDI"></amp-youtube></div></div></div><p><strong>4. I Got Hungries For Your Love, And I'm Waitin' In Your Welfare Line</strong></p><div><div><div><amp-youtube height="9" width="16" layout="responsive" data-videoid="WxIq_gj8fjg"></amp-youtube></div></div></div><p><strong>5. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink And I Don't Love Jesus - Jimmy Buffett</strong></p><div><div><div><amp-youtube height="9" width="16" layout="responsive" data-videoid="twJYU8MgEpY"></amp-youtube></div></div></div><p><strong>6. Billy's Got His Beer Goggles On - Neal McCoy</strong></p><div><div><div><amp-youtube height="9" width="16" layout="responsive" data-videoid="ymOGM3d1cMU"></amp-youtube></div></div></div><p><strong> 7. Save a Horse Ride A Cowboy - Big &amp; Rich</strong></p><div><div><div><amp-youtube height="9" width="16" layout="responsive" data-videoid="S9ZbuIRPwFg"></amp-youtube></div></div></div><p><strong>8. She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy &nbsp;- Kenny Chesney</strong></p><div><div><div><amp-youtube height="9" width="16" layout="responsive" data-videoid="uWu4aynBK7E"></amp-youtube></div></div></div><p><strong>9. Good Directions and Turnip Greens - Billy Currington</strong></p><div><div><div><amp-youtube height="9" width="16" layout="responsive" data-videoid="1i7ciBgzbYI"></amp-youtube></div></div></div><p><strong>10. Dropkick Me Jesus (Through The Goalposts of Life) - Bobby Bare</strong></p><div><div><div><amp-youtube height="9" width="16" layout="responsive" data-videoid="SO5Y1OuQIxo"></amp-youtube></div></div></div><p><strong>11. Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth Because I'm Kissing You Goodbye - John Denver</strong></p><div><div><div><amp-youtube height="9" width="16" layout="responsive" data-videoid="d1U6i6AdQjo"></amp-youtube></div></div></div><p><!-- [invalid-shortcode] --></p><p><strong>12. You Can't Rollerskate In A Buffalo Herd - Roger Miller</strong></p><div><div><div><amp-youtube height="9" width="16" layout="responsive" data-videoid="skFWsc_-i14"></amp-youtube></div></div></div><p><strong>13. Thank God and Greyhound, You're Gone - Roy Clark</strong></p><div><div><div><amp-youtube height="9" width="16" layout="responsive" data-videoid="tx8x3LCnYZw"></amp-youtube></div></div></div><p><strong>14. May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose - Little Jimmy Dickens</strong></p><div><div><div><amp-youtube height="9" width="16" layout="responsive" data-videoid="ZfYFx6MOTYU"></amp-youtube></div></div></div><p><strong>15. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose its Flavour? - Lonnie Donegan</strong></p><div><div><div><amp-youtube height="9" width="16" layout="responsive" data-videoid="x6bFTVi0hHs"></amp-youtube></div></div></div></div>