With a rise in a secularism, pastors have been doing their best to be creative with their church signs in an effort to garner a crowd for their sermons. Some are hilarious, while others would have greatly benefited from a second opinion.

Here are 13 church signs which have enormously missed the mark.:  

1. Like eating a sandwich.

2. What would real missionaries say?

3. ...to pray?

4. Be sure not to fall on your way down.

5. Is Easter your least favorite holiday?

6.  Don't choke.

7. How many real friends do you have?

8. Don't think of death just yet.

9. We're very thankful for the gift of life.

10. What's with the tongues?

11. I only take the bus.

12. Fill it with what Pastor Myers?

13. Show off your pearly whites.

Have you ever seen an offensive church sign?